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A small man enters the bar, and apon his presence everyone gets healed. The Gnome, obviously a healer, comes up towards the Dwarf studying at the counter and says, in a strange voice, "I R H34L3R!! L0L0L0L0L0L0L!!!11 m4h R0FLc0p73r g03s SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI!!!!!!111!11!"

"M4H LMA0 74NK 4C71V473D 4 7R4P C4RD!"

The overweight feline slowly turns his head to stare menacingly at the tauren, his darkened emerald eyes burning into his very being.
"Young tauren, trust me when I say that you would be wise to stay away from the meaning of my birth. It was on the night of a heart-wrenchingly disgusting act that my mother experienced 9 full moons before my birth. This would chill the heart and burn the esophogas from bile of even the mightiest of adventures if the description even left my lips."
Sighing and stuffing his face with a handful of catnip stashed inside his cloak the feline announced,
"But yes, to spare the details, I am a feline/tauren/amazing dancer hybrid."

"L0lwut"

the tauren thinks over what the cat hybrid has said and scratches his beard..."I see....very interesting indeed.....but i swear i have heard of hybrids like you before...but where?....ah i got it you seem to be one of the Shadowhoof clan...their cunning, cleverness, and endurance is very well known....or maybe you are a taunka of some kind...." (http://www.wowwiki.com/Tauren) The tauren then turns around and thinks to himself that this cat creature seems very suspicious.****

A gophers were playing happily in a meadow and decided to get a snack from the ice cream man, but he only spoke spanish. They tried to say that they could come at a certain time everyday, but there spanish sucked. So the gopher next to the one trying to speak spanish took out his katana and with a fast swoosh took off the ice cream mans head.

[center]The End

POP! Then the dream ended and everyone woke up finding themselves in PJs in the middle of the street.

"Damn! Tequila must be good in this town!"

Yeah...*sigh*

Russia has good vodka.

"vodka.......man i though i was just dreaming......wait than that means" the tauren looks in his pants and says "that dream was true!!, Noooooo!!!!"

the dwarf gets up from the street and yawns looking around at all the people laying with him and looks around for some ice cream

then the ninja randomly screams, "Diet Pepsi Max, WAKE UP PEOPLE!!!!!!!"

A voice in the crowd yells, "NO ONE DRINKS THAT ASSHOLE!"

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BURP!!!!!

After the burp, a ghost runs up and jabs the guy in the eye! and a monkey jumps out!

the roflcopter blades of fury act quickly and chop the monkey into sushi parts

"then the ninja eats it all

"fatty" said I

BUUUUURRRRPPPPP!!!
skinny as this stick look...
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